BREAKING NEWS: GOOGLE ENGINEER MATT CUTTS BECOMES RAPPER, USES GOOGLE’S 20% RULE TO RECORD HIT SONG “IN DA PLEX”
Major news has hit the search engine industry today, which has all of the white-hat and black-hat geniuses buzzing about. Matt Cutts, one of Google’s top celebrity engineers has decided to quit dedicating his time posting on popular webmaster forum – WebmasterWorld.com to pursue his dreams of becoming a rapper.
The mean streets of the web are buzzing about this bold move and question whether Matt Cutts has what it takes. Cutts, who chose the intimidating rap name “MC Cutts” has recently leaked his first rap single titled “In Da Plex” on the Internet in anticipation of his album release.
Part of Google’s employee policy is to encourage creativity by giving their employees 20% of their time to any side project. Frustrated and bombarded by all the comments left on Cutts blog, Matt felt he could no longer stand the idiotic questions and felt he needed to do something out of the ordinary and shocking. This may explain why you haven’t seen him posting much lately.
Recorded in the Boston studio with two brilliant music producers shown in the picture above, we invite everyone to a World Premiere of MC Cutts speaking the truth in his soon to be multi-platinum record “In Da Plex”
Algorithm secrets have been leaked, and MC Cutts is ready for the takeover.